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Sixty-seven, and I have booked three days off work to attend a food festival in Thame, despite being retired for nine years and the festival lasting two days and being run by a firm of solicitors slipperier than any lawyer ever put on television. I intend to eat a scotch egg slowly, in public, in a fold-out chair I bought for the purpose, while they hand out disclaimers with the chutney. Seeking nobody, I have planned this alone and the plan is airtight.

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